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Monkeys : Preferential treatment : One with Cucumber and another fed grapes : Just look at what happens : Evolution in the real world ?? Humans are very much the same:
I love doing lightwork : So Full of surprises:
Enjoy
The Russell Brand Show : Special Guests : David Icke : Noel Gallagher : Brilliant : Funny too : Please enjoy the Banter : Plus many many truths :
David Icke : Wembley Arena ; Some of the 15minute videos coming From David’s Epic in Wembley Just last week
New rant from David Icke at
Wembley Oct 2012
Saturn Moon Matrix
Monsanto agenda 21
Non Comply dance
Abraham-Hicks : An education of Light : Often missed in Light Worker circles : Settle down : be impressed ” Special thanks to Hiram Hiramoto : A female version of Bashar perhaps?
Wow
Now I need to sit and think about all that!
How about I listen to it all again?
Namaste
Dave
We are all one : and here is the best Video we have seen showing so and feeling so : “We are goinna trip the light” around the globe in 5 minutes
Max Keiser vs Nigel Farage: EU Nobel Peace Prize Award : Technocrats given Award By Techno Judge : Machine on Machines : Time for Nobel Peace Prize to Commit Suicide : Or have they just done that? Hilarious!
Ok Who is the winner? Not the EU for sure. and Certainly not Nobel Laureate
Max Keiser : Financial Report 25 minutes of Financial hilarity So much i have had to put it with Nigel Farage in Humour section
How Bizarre: 42 of the World Weirdest Structures : Take a peak at this : Architects on this planet are now confirmed to be on Steroids
Humour: Hollywood Squares : Go On lighten up have some fun : Thanks To Elaine Christopher our ECO Light Worker
These great questions and answers are from the days when ‘ Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions.
Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
Q.. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years…
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You’ve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A.. Don Knotts: That’s what’s been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he’s married?
A.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say ‘I Love You’?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. What are ‘Do It,’ ‘I Can Help,’ and ‘I Can’t Get Enough’?
A. George Gobel: I don’t know, but it’s coming from the next apartment.
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I’ll give you a gesture you’ll never forget.
Q.. Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q.. Charley, you’ve just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A.. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I’m too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what’s a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I’m always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A.. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the NAVY
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn’t neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A.. Charley Weaver: I’ll lend him the car, the rest is up to him
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
Humour : Happy New Year from Blackadder Perfect timing for your new years gift
Unrivaled Best of British HUMOUR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwKvtdObazE
Blackadder Probably better than Faulty Towers
